The Gayest and Sensual Publisher of Greeting Cards, Comics, Stationary and etc.

About our products

Do your products come in different sizes? 

The best way to determine what size and formats are available for a product is to explore the Product Options menu. Click the “Size & Format” section to reveal all of the available dimensions. 

Our most popular products are our greeting cards. Some of these products can be ordered in a flat or folded format. Our most popular card sizes are:

  • Junior Size (5 1/2″ x 4 1/4″)
  • Standard Size (6 3/4″ x 4 7/8″)
  • Signature Size (7 7/8″ x 5 5/8″)

Although they can be customised to any generic card size.

What is on the inside of your greeting cards?

Most of our greeting card products include a default message or verse on the card’s interior. You can choose to keep, edit or delete this design element. You can select the option to “Order Blank Inside,” which will remove any default, interior messaging. Be sure to browse our Verse Library for a complete list of pre-formatted, pre-designed verses

What is the minimum quantity of greeting cards available for purchase?

Many of our products have a minimum order quantity of 10 and are sold in increments of 5 up to 50. Quantities over 50 are sold in increments of 25

What is the maximum quantity of cards available for purchase?

You can order up to 100,000 cards on our site. However, if you plan to order over a quantity of 2,000 cards, we recommend you contact one of our Customer Service team members. You may be eligible for a high-volume discount or other special offers. For more information, email sales@screechyegg.co.uk.

What is the difference between Gummed and Peel & Seal envelope closure?

Gummed envelopes include a layer of adhesive along the envelope’s flap that must be moistened to create a seal. This is the most common type of envelope. Peel & Seal envelopes include a strip of latex adhesive on the envelope’s flap. Remove the protective seal; press your envelope closed and your envelopes are ready to go. Peel & Seal closure is a clean, time-saving feature.

Can I order extra envelopes?

Extra envelopes come in handy if mistakes are made during addressing. When selecting your style of envelope from the Product Options, you will have the opportunity to add extra envelopes to your order. Extra envelopes are £0.12p/ea. If you need more than 500 extra envelopes, please contact a Customer Service team member.

Do you sell eCards?

We do sell eCards, please explore our eCards store.

Do you offer addressing services?

Addressing and mailing services are available upon request. Please contact our customer support team for details and pricing.

Customising Our Products

How do I place a reorder?

Log into My Account where you will see your Order Status & History. Find the item and click the reorder button. You will need to review your customisation again before you can place it into your cart. Be sure to review your Product Options to ensure you want the same quantity as before.

How can I customise my product?

For more information on the different ways to customise a product, please follow the guidelines whilst designing your card(s).

Do you have suggested verses or can I write my own?

Our products feature editable text and give you the ability to add new text to your design as well.

Can I order blank cards?

The vast majority of our cards can be ordered blank inside. Choose the button “Order Blank Inside” or delete any unwanted design elements once you are inside our product editor. Some cards feature a pre-printed verse or design that cannot be removed.

How can I add a photo, logo, or signature to my product?

Within our product editor, you can choose Upload Photo to the inside of the card, Logo or Signature. Click the desired option. A popup with detailed instructions will appear. You can choose to upload an existing file or upload an image from your computer or device.